Corbyn Spotted Furiously Masturbating over Cambodian Genocide

Labour leader, dictator-lover and known Antichrist Jeremy Corbyn has been spotted ferociously going to town on himself over the Cambodian Genocide.

Jeremy ‘Hezbollovingit’ Corbyn was seen through his Islington North living room window reading the Wikipedia article on Cambodian collectivisation in the late ’70s while simultaneously touching himself in a lewd manner. Upon noticing onlookers, Corbyn reportedly changed the webpage to a watersports porn site so as not to seem weird.

The news seems to confirm the Conservative rhetoric that Corbyn adores far-left genocidal maniacs and wishes to turn Britain into a giant farm where all the workers are dead or dying. PM David Cameron responded to the news by telling reporters, ‘This just proves our fearmongering and seemingly ridiculous statements about Mr Corbyn. You all should’ve listened to us when we said he loves Hamas, we weren’t making it up’.

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‘Ohh Pol baby, tell me about the killing fields again’

The reports of Corbyn’s naughty activities don’t seem to have damaged his appeal among his rabid communist support base. Corbynite Peter Stanford, 24, told Flipside, ‘I don’t see what the problem is, I regularly read Hobsbawm with my John Thomas between the pages so I can feel his beautiful Marxist prose words touching me’. Sally Benson, 32, said, ‘Revolution! Down with democracy! Purge the infidel scum!’.

An anonymous source also informed Flipside of unconfirmed reports that members of terrorist cell Sinn Fein were watching Corbyn with glee from nearby trees. Sinn Fein President Gerry Adams denied the rumours without outright condemning the salacious activities. ‘None of our brave freedom fighters were outside Mr Corbyn’s home that day; our targets are elsewhere. I won’t be commenting on Mr Corbyn’s activities at this time’. Conservative MPs are taking Adam’s refusal to comment as support, and are now preparing a motion to invade Ireland.

We at Flipside condemn Jeremy ‘Hamasturbater’ Corbyn’s actions, and suggest only seeing to yourself to appropriate political materials.

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