1 – It includes this picture of a cute puppy as the featured image.
2 – It includes some pseudo-philosophical quote about something that everyone relates to but sounds personal to you in bold mesmerising letters on a beautiful landscape background.
3 – It includes the number of things the article lists in the title.
4 – Another picture of a cute puppy is featured.
5 – The majority of the article is one sentence bullet points and images quickly found on Google.
6 – It doesn’t really fit into any normal category so we’ve dumped it into ‘Arts & Entertainment. Because fuck you, that’s why.
7 – The above popular internet culture reference, which the writer of this article still doesn’t fully understand. Isn’t ‘thug’ a negative term? Why are people upholding it as something praiseworthy?
8 – It’s clearly just been written to meet post quotas and because the writer has few ideas and/or cannot be arsed to actually write something.
9 – Yet another teeny tiny cuddly canine.
10 – All this site’s writer’s are in their early twenties. You probably don’t know that, but any site run by people who have yet to actually earn their own money for at least a few years is going to be about getting views rather than being interesting, informative, engaging, or worthwhile.
11 – As it nears the end the writer is clearly running out of ideas for this bullshit list, so here’s a picture of late comedian Rodney Dangerfield.
12 – It ends with a picture of a cute kitten, just to mess with the feng shui of this brilliant written piece of journalism.